Got what?

The cover of the recently delivered glossy propoganda piece described as 3207 Port Melbourne Magazine includes a potential replacement tagline for the ill conceived You should see us now. However it does beg the question what is it that Port (with the dove-like apostrophe) has got ... VD?

Apparently, Port is the "heart of wellness" in Melbourne. Or to put it another way ... perhaps what Port's got, is a hypochondria and vanity problem. However this is from the same Business Association that have yet to notice the departure of Readings, C'est Bon, Pepe Jeans, iFrame, Mr Squeeze, the Tallship Cafe, or the locksmith and whose "news" includes hugely out of date info about the borough's punt service.