Buttock wiggler

The industrial North of Port Melbourne was in the Herald Sun at the weekend, with a stunningly useless artist's impression, thanks to the state government's proposed creation of a 'revolutionary' new high density residential zone on Fishermans Bend. However it was a different story that caught my attention.

It seems that it's not just me that has noticed that there's either some temporal disturbances under our very noses, or the council recruited a buttock wiggling speed walker and a hobbling slow coach to come up with its transit times. This is evidenced particularly clearly on this bin (the two arrows for the beach point the same way down Bay Street).